Basically, I keep a massive journal of quotes, an idea I got from Klaus Baudelaire from Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events.  It includes quotes from media, things I hear people say and funny things my friends say and just for entertainment and interest’s sake, I’ve decided to put it as a running page on my blog.

“Hephaestus…the God of Putting-Stuff-Together!” J. Thomas Lloyd

“When Collier goes off to the Eurovision Space Agency…” ~ M. Lovett

When you’re in pain, that’s when you learn who you really are.” ~ Caprica Six (Battlestar Galactica)

“He was not there, he went into Athena…” ~ J. Wellman

“There is no deeper reason.  I wasn’t abused, I don’t have a dark secret, I wasn’t mugged by a baby.  I just don’t want kids!!” ~ C. Yang (Grey’s Anatomy)

P: “What if they follow you down the hole?”  T: “There won’t be room for men in my hole.” ~ P. Mistry-Norman, T. Ahomka-Lindsay

“Too many receptionists spoil the register.” P. Mistry-Norman

“I am looking for a fish, but it is not a fish because it has lungs and it does not move.” L. Slinn’s Sister (Trying to ask directions to the Statue of the Dolphin in French)

J: “What would you do if you needed to say ‘I can’ in ancient Greek?”  P: “I’d just use ‘possum.'” ~ J. Wilkins, P. Mistry-Norman

“Once you go black, you can’t go back…because my mum won’t let you in!” P. Reid

“Gandhi neglected his children – bastard!” J. Stehlik

“On one hand: love’s side effects, on the other: chemo.  Beats me.” M. Vadhera (Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Behna Hai)

“Do you know what the chain of command is?  It’s the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who’s in ruttin’ command here.” ~ J. Cobb (Firefly)

“If you take sexual advantage of her, you’re going to burn in a very special kind of hell, a level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theatre.” D. Book (Firefly)

“Merry Frelling Christmas!” A. Sun (Farscape)

“Chiana already told me a few words: ‘Yes’; ‘No’; ‘Bite Me’…that’s all I need to know.” ~ K. D’Argo (Farscape)

J: “We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it.”  B: “No, the bridge is too well-guarded.” J. O’Neill, Bra’tac (Stargate SG-1)

“Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson.  They will – in fact – calm up.” Teal’c (Stargate SG-1)

“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you’re gonna get.” F. Gump (Forrest Gump)

“Trust me on this one.  You don’t wanna know.  Audrey, don’t tell him.  You shouldn’t have told me, but you did.  And now, I’m telling you, you don’t wanna know!” J. Sweet (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)

R: “We don’t need no education.”  M: “Yes, you do.  You’ve just used a double negative.” R. Trenneman, M. Moss (The IT Crowd)

I have searched for the phrase ‘I shall walk the earth and my hunger shall know no bounds’, but I keep getting redirected to Weight Watchers.” I. Jones (Torchwood)

“If I wanted your opinion, I’d give it to you!” ~ P. Mistry-Norman

“No Englishman would dream of dying in someone else’s house.” ~ V. Crawley (Downton Abbey)

“Boundaries don’t keep other people out, they fence you in.” M. Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)

“Don’t be defeatist, dear.  It’s terribly middle class.” V. Crawley (Downton Abbey)

It’s good to be scared.  It means you still have something to lose.” ~ R. Webber (Grey’s Anatomy)

“I’ve lived with a mother – it’s a fate worse than birth.” ~ B. Kinney (Queer as Folk)

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